okay but an example of why we need better sex education in schools is the story of how I lost my virginity
i’ve included illustrations to further illustrate what im trying to illustrate to u today
Okay. First, I gotta make some disclaimers.
Please, please note that there are spoilers under this, but I am not at all associated with Glee or anything. I don’t work for them. I didn’t sign anything. I’m just a fan, man. A really blessed one. I just walked near where they were filming and observed. So what is under this cut is solely just my observations of what I was watching. Please don’t read if you don’t want to be spoiled, and if you saw my tweets, I’m sorry if you were spoiled from that… I deleted them, but the damage is so obviously done, so all I can do is just be sorry about it. And I really am.
Also, this post is SUPER DUPER LONG, I’M SORRY, WHY WOULD ANYONE READ THIS, BUT OKAY HERE YOU GO.
Nobody hate on this girl. It’s your own fault if you didn’t want to be spoiled, but you read the spoilers anyway.
This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—
OH MY GOD.
I think you’re all overreacting, in the scope of images in advertising this is really -OH MY FUCKING GOD.
If I’m understanding this ad correctly - OH MY GOD LOLOL
Wait, what… o- oh. Oh. Oh wow. That’s… wow. Just… wow. Okay.
It’s it because her longboard has sand in the gears and now she’s stuck as the beach? :(
…someone help me I really don’t see this
EDIT; OH MY GOD NEVER MIND WHAT THE FUCK
I stared at this for a few seconds before I understood and HOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS YOU GUYS OMG.
I LITERALLY GASPED WHEN I FIGURED IT OUT
BUT OMG WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST I AM GIGGLING LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD
OMFG. I can’t breathe. THIS IS THE BEST AD EVER. It’s so subtle.
At first I didn’t get how this could be a lubricant ad. And then I flipped the fuck out.
Random Glee Live Klaine Skit Fact: According to Kurt, “Toronto” will be the name of their first adopted child.
drbroadway asked: OMG LETS! My relatives can obviously fuck themselves like they've been doing for the past... 100? years. ITS PERFECT! By Rachel baby, I meant that we would mix our jizz togethers, suck it up in a turkey baster and then impregnate my friend, and it will be like the lottery, you never know what you're going to get... also in the repsect that she be singing showtunes for my entertainment, I'ma work that bitch till her larynx is raw.
Well in that case, count me in! Besides, if she develops a permanent rasp, I could get her into rock music!!
drbroadway asked: That gif was so cute... And no, not knowing about Gone with the Wind is not a deal breaker... seriously, who gives a flippidy about that shitty movie? And I can't get life insurance for at least another 2 years, but I don't plan on dying any time soon so YAY! And yes, I have picked out a surrogate mother, although we may have to knock her unconscious and then knock her up, and we will make a Rachel baby... unless she realises she's preggers after like 3 months and aborts it. As for sea horses, yes they are amazing aren't they, I love them. I am also not opposed to attempting to procreate many many many many little gay babies many times many.
With all of this, I'm becoming flustered... Oh, yes! I do!! I DO! I WISH TO MARRY YOU RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!!!
You know what? Let’s head to New York, shut down Central Park, deposit all of my relatives there (I’m sure we could squeeze them all in; I know some who won’t mind being seated in a tree), and get married already.
…wait, you want a Rachel baby? You want our daughter to suck up booze with her Glee friends while we’re on the Rosie O’Donell cruise?